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12:48am August 18, 2023

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

12:47am August 18, 2023

acreaturecalledgreed:

wobblyworks:

Deinonychus Takedown for animation practice

me when i GET you

12:47am August 18, 2023

lnch:

lnch:

scientists have discovered women are often attracted to other women & maybe also computers

scientists are looking inwards & realizing things about themselves

12:45am August 18, 2023

charlesoberonn:

shubbabang:

bitterappleman:

shubbabang:

it’s sinple from 9 to 5 u just gotta be workpilled you gotta be emailcore focusedwave it’s true a neurotypical told me and they’re normal so I believe tgem

We have to up our productivity to meet our quotas and improve our metrics. We should reach out to our client base with surveys and user feedback. That’s not my department, but we need to restate our core values and create an action plan for a strategy that’ll greatly synergize our output. But let’s circle back to that later. We need to focus on our product. We need to produce content. We have to think outside the box and be proactive with our traditional culture. We’ve gotta return to the drawing board and address the elephant in the room. Do we have the tools to succeed in our tasks? We need more constructive feedback. This could be a game changer. We need to leverage our influence to really push the envelope and improve our portfolio. No need to reinvent the wheel, let’s run this up the flagpole and touch base with management.

did you just put a curse on me I’m shaking

Like that one Weird Al song

12:44am August 18, 2023

duckdotcom:

slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

12:44am August 18, 2023

milles-morales:

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Ballisters eyes x the internet

12:43am August 18, 2023

thesylverlining:

master-of-majjyks:

t-temmy:

regular-fangirl-attacks:

radondoran:

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

12:42am August 18, 2023

squids-comics:

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You know, this is a funny gag and all, but it’s pretty crazy to think that the different Marvel Universes all have different power levels and rules. Like there could be a universe out there where every hero and villain is just one hundred times stronger than anywhere else.